[Intro:]
I've got an ugly secret
That I just cannot tell
And if you're hearing it from me
Then I'll be seeing you in hell

[Verse 1:]
I've been seein' your face around on these chat rooms
And you seem to be rather nice
Maybe you and I could talk a little bit
I think I could use a friend

[Post-Verse:]
And you're perfect for me
Just perfect

[Verse 2:]
After about a month of talking to you I feel really close
I think it's time to take this to the next level, don't you?
I really love you, and I can tell that you love me
And maybe one of these days we'll get a chance to meet

[Pre-Chorus 1:]
'Cause this talking shit can get a little boring sometimes
And I'm tired of feeling lonely just talking to you through text
Either way though, I want you to know that I'm grateful
My life really kinda sucks without you
[Chorus 1:]
Because I've never had a friend who even loved me at all
I'm a lonely motherfucker, I don't even get some calls
I need support to make me feel something in my miserable life
And you're a beautiful girl to keep me company at night

[Post-Chorus 1:]
We'll finally get a chance to talk
I know you wanna talk

[Verse 3:]
You're such a lovely girl, but you won't get on enough
I need to talk to you more often, but you're shutting me out
This kind of bullshit has been pulled on me too many times before
Think I can't see what you're doing? Please don't leave me, I need you!

[Pre-Chorus 2:]
You're complaining to me that I'm creeping you out?
God dammit, you're just like the others, well maybe you'll listen
I can't go through another rejection, I just fuckin' can't
I'll fuckin' shoot myself if you ever leave me again

[Chorus 2:]
Because you can't hate the ones that you love
I'm beginning to think of picking up a gun
I can't bear to be left another fucking time
Get the fuck back with me you fucking bitch!
[Post-Chorus 2:]
You made the right choice
Don't pull this again

[Pre-Verse:]
Turn on your camera
And show me what you've got
My camera's broken
So I just cannot

[Verse 4:]
Now that you're back with me, maybe you'll learn your lesson
But you keep on fighting with me, and I'm getting tired of it
What did your friend tell you about me?
Do you really think I'm that much of a fucking creep?

[Pre-Chorus 3:]
Well, guess what, she's right, I do have your address
And now that you're done with me I'll show up in a week
You've left me finally, well I'm fucking done too
Hope you've had a better life than me

[Chorus 3:]
Because you can't hate the ones that you love
And if you think you hate me I will solve it with a gun
And I know that you're happy and you think this battle's won
But now you've really fucked me this time, soon I'll be fucking you!