[Verse 1:]
Get in the bedroom, get in the bed
Get in my sheets, get in my head
Tell me some things that I want to hear
Let me know if I've had a few beers

[Refrain:]
It takes two to tango
It always has

[Verse 1 (cont.):]
Tell me I'm worthless, tell me I suck
Tell me the truth for I'm out of luck
I am a douchebag, yes I'm aware
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo

[Refrain:]
It takes two to tango
It always has

[Pre-Chorus:]
I know I don't say your name
I say things about me
And I believe in love
But this is harder than I expected it to be
[Chorus:]
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

It takes two to tango
It takes two to tango
Remember that one painting by Van Gogh?
Yeah that one was pretty cool
It takes two to tango
How it takes two to tango
I've been eating cookie dough
And I think I'm getting high

[Verse 2:]
I may have hurt you, I won't desert you
Oh hey look at that lovely statue
Oh fucking shit, she ran away again
I guess I should pay more attention

[Refrain:]
It takes two to tango
It always has

[Verse 2 (cont.):]
I run in circles, I am a dog
You jump in circles, you are a frog
There is no meaning in what I am saying
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
[Refrain:]
It takes two to tango
It always has

[Pre-Chorus:]
I know I don't say your name
I say things about me
And I believe in love
But this is harder than I expected it to be

[Chorus:]
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

It takes two to tango
It takes two to tango
Remember that one painting by Van Gogh?
Yeah that one was pretty cool
It takes two to tango
How it takes two to tango
I've been eating cookie dough
And I think I'm gonna die