[Intro: The Self Contained Thinker:]
"Just a little bit more time
And a little bit more polish
Would've carried this album so much further"

[Verse 1:]
I've discovered the problem with relationships
It only really goes one of two ways
Give me feelings I have never felt
Or tear out my eyes and wreck my brain

[Chorus:]
I really wanna be yours
Hold me down, teach me to do my chores

[Verse 2:]
I missed a step the other day
She slapped me three times in the face
I like getting abused by her
I am a man and I am strong

[Chorus:]
I really wanna be yours
Hold me down, teach me to do my chores

[Outro:]
Like it (Like it, like it)
Like it (Like it, like it)
She can (She can, she can)
Hurt me (Hurt me, hurt me)
Take it (Take it, take it)
Take it (Take it, take it)
I can (I can, I can)
Take it (Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it)