Your home's in the middle of craters
Left in the dust from the terrifying Eastern invaders
Explosions are common here now
I wonder if after the war you have figured it out
And what do you have to say now that the world has gone to shit?
You've got to admit that you supported it

All of you
Hypocrites
Ride that fucker down, Major Kong
Ride that fucker down, Major Kong

The bright white light took 'em out
And you smiled at your widescreen TV
Switch the channel and then you found out
The enemy fired back
We don't like when you do what we do
It makes us feel guilty
And now that you've blown our country to smithereens
We have to feel guilty

Well, you'll never be available to take it back now
Shit's all done, and you looked so proud
I'm sure your little arguments regarding foreign policy
All seem to be a little bit petty now
You may have thought that we had to be strong
Make our hard cock look real long
And if anyone else were to do the same thing
We'd drop the bombs
You know everybody always preaches nonviolence
When it comes to themselves getting hurt
But the real test would be to hold them accountable
And show the results of their positions
But they say:
"Can't you see we're helping?
We're helping the world!"

Well, fuck right off with that bullshit
Callin' out to you shit
Actin' as if anything your country says is true shit
This is revolution
We be on that new shit
War's already over
But it's time to protest
Fight the fight, revolt, resist
And any other buzzword
Maybe one day they'll listen
Or we will fall back in line and support the fight

I like world peace when I hear it in a song
And I'm not a violent person, because only the people who disagree with me are violent
Look at the TV, that country over there is doing some really bad things
My favorite blue politician says we should bomb the fuck out of them, so let's go

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