[Verse 1:]
Hey man, have you heard the news?
Politicians lie, they lie a lot
Hey man, have you heard the news?
Politicians lie, they lie all the time
Hey man! "Yeah what's up?"
Have you heard the news? "What news?"
Politicians lie! "Ow! Ow! Be quiet, we're in public!"
Hey man! "Shut up!"
The news is in!
Politicians lie all the time

[Chorus:]
And the masses buy into the lies!

[Verse 2:]
Hey man, have you heard the news?
Politicians are corrupt, they're very corrupt
Hey man, have you heard the news?
Politicians are bad and do bad things
Hey man, have you heard the news?
Politicians are big fat liars
Hey man, have you heard the news?
Politicians lie, they lie a lot

[Chorus:]
And the masses buy into the lies!
And the masses think I'm saying something brave!
[Verse 3:]
Mass populace is full of idiots
Mass populace is full of idiots
Mass populace is full of idiots
Mass populace is full of idiots