[Intro]
(Excuse me, Tim Cook?)
Yeah, whaddup, nerd?
(I was wondering if you could tell us about the new iPhone 5)
Aw, man, you gonna love this!
You ALL gonna love this!
Huh-ha!

[Verse]
It looks completely different (iPhone 5)
Nah, I'm playin', it's just thinner (iPhone 5)
It's got a slightly bigger screen (iPhone 5)
And it even comes in green (That's a lie)
We gave it LTE (iPhone 5)
A higher monthly fee (iPhone 5)
It's for all the hipster snobs (iPhone 5)
It'll bring back Steve Jobs (Way too soon)
Download all your favorite apps (iPhone 5)
Well, except for Google Maps (iPhone 5)
Get all the girlies' digits (iPhone 5)
But it still don't come with widgets (iPhone 5)
We flippin' changed the bottom (iPhone 5)
So it don't work with all your products (iPhone 5)
We made a new commercial (iPhone 5)
But it's not that controversial (iPhone 5)
It's got a really fragile face (iPhone 5)
So you'll need to buy a case (iPhone 5)
Sure, the camera's even iller (iPhone 5)
But you'll just use the Instagram filters (iPhone 5)
The battery is irreplaceable (iPhone 5)
And the phone is quite traceable (FBI)
Makes all the women holla (iPhone 5)
And it costs 400 dollars
*slams phone*
See you next year