Part 1: Jack and Salesman/Advertiser
(0:00 to 0:25)

Okay, lets see how my latest YouTube video did, huh?

*views/likes/dislikes for the previously mentioned "latest video" shown; 109,110 views, 199 likes, and 15,917 dislikes. Photoshopped negative comments shown, Jack groans as each negative comment flashes on the screen, with Jack finally spitting up*

Tired of this happening to you?

Yes.

Then you should try disabling likes and comments! When you disable likes and comments, all that nasty criticism disappears... like magic!

Part 2: Nacole Irbour
(0:26 to 0:41)

Hey everyone, its me, Nacole Irbour! I made a super dope video called "Fat People Don't Count" but for some reason a lot of people didn't like it and it hurt my feelings. So I turned off likes and comments and boom, everybody likes me again... I think, I don't know, I can't, I can't read the com-

Part 3: Grope Boy
(0:42 to 0:55)

Oy oy, its me, Grope Boy. I made a super dope video called "BUM TOUCHERS", it was a right laugh and a great prank. But it really miffed some gibblers do you know what I mean? So I turned them likes right off and look at me views, they're great again! Oy vey, I'm Grope Boy *laughs*

Part 4: SoFlyAntennae
(0:56 to 1:16)
What up dicks? I'm SoFlyAntennae! And when I'm not stealin' other people's videos, I'm makin' the cringiest ones all by myself. Real cringey, likes titles that don't even fit!

But it hurts my fee-fees when people don't like 'em. So I manned-up and turned off dislikes! Its a great way to show my haters I don't care what they think... except I obviously do a little if I have to turn off *mumbling*

Part 5: Jack and Salesman/Advertiser
(1:17 to 1:28)

Wow! This sounds incredible, but is it free?

Sort of.

'Fuck do you mean sort of?

Well, every time you disable likes and comments, you lose a bit of your soul... you fucking coward.