[Chorus 1]
Stop promoting your own channel in the comments
It's obnoxious, unrelated, and a bore
When you're promoting your own channel in the comments
Well, it's not really a comment anymore

[Verse]
Now I understand you're trying to grow
Add more viewers to your show
We all wanna be a PewDiePie (PewDiePie)
But when you type this type of shit
It doesn't make me wanna click
In fact, I'd rather leave a rude reply

[Interlude]
I HOPE YOU DIE!
Too much?
That was-That was a little too much, right?
I'm sorry fellas, I- This stuff really salts my apples, you know what I mean? It-
Anyways

[Chorus 2]
Stop promoting your own channel in the comments
Dude, it doesn't even work, it's bad business
And when you see someone promoting their own channel in the comments
Mark as spam 'cause that's exactly what it is
Mark as spam 'cause that's exactly what it is