[Intro]
Alright... um, there's something I need to tell you guys. Um, I emotionally manipulated you into clicking this video

Oh shit
I just made you click
With a vague-ass title
And a thumbnail trick (Oh)
Cheap way to get views in a bind
Here's a series of thoughts
That must've crossed your mind

Is he gay?
Nah, man, I like boobs too much
Did someone die?
Nah, my family's crazy healthy
Is he black?
Wait, what? People don't come out like that-
Is he black?
That's not a thing to come out to
Is he black?
I- I don't-
Is he black?
I don't, I don't-
Is he black?
That's not a question you ask-
Is he black?
Stop spinning-
Is he black?
[Outro]
Sure. Sure, I'm black now. Oh, thanks. Thank you for that. Oh, cool, great. Now I'm on the media outlets. Great. Thank you so much. Oh, thank you for the support. No, it's great. Thanks. Thank you, I guess