[Chorus 1]
Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton
Got yourself a problem, he can Alexander handle it

[Verse 1]
Lost 150 pounds – Alexander damn he thin
Never lost a single fight – Alexander champion
Has a love for weird guitars – Alexander mandolin
Wishin' he could go to sleep – Alexander Ambien
Lives in a department store – Alexander mannequin
Breath is smellin' kinda' whack – Alexander hand ya mints
Sees something he doesn't like? He Alexander banning it
Loves The Office way too much – Alexander Pam and Jim

[Chorus 2]
Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton
Recently became a saint – Alexander hasn't sinned

[Verse 2]
Favorite Sith Lord in the world – Alexander Anakin
Has a very lovely smile – Alexander handsome grin
Transitioned to a woman, now he Alexander man again
Knows two songs by Eminem – Alexander "Stan" and "Kim"
Totally skipped lunch, I want an Alexander sandwich
What you want on your footlong? Alexander ham and swiss
Yo, he'd make a good president – Alexander candidate
Really need some liquor now – Alexander hand me gin
Doesn't get enough sunlight – Alexander tanning bed
This costume cost a jillion dollars – Alexander damn he rich
Used to watch the old school Jack – Alexander Handypen
Elton John's his favorite artist – Alexander Candle Wind
[Outro]
Yo, I dedicate this song to Alexander Hamilton, the greatest president in the wooorrld