Verse 1:
Get Wasted,
In the Basement,
Disappoint yourself in bed.
Rob a Bank,
Have a Sad Wank,
Can't be Single if you're dead.
Create another Horcrux,
Give another whore bucks,
Crawl up in a ball and cry.
Gasoline,
Zucchini Vaseline,
Die,Die,Die, Valin-die.
Ranting on Twitter about how love isn't real,
Taking a shot whenever i feel.
Go on with my life? Like any other Day?
I'm not single, I have anime.

Chorus:
Valentines Day has reared it's ugly head,
Well it ain't that fun if you ain't got someone to cuddle all day in your bed.
Valentine's day means i need alcohol,
At least you don't need money to spend on your honey if you don't have a honey at all.

Verse 2:
Gentle weeping on the nearest shoulder,
Alone in the bathtub with my toaster.
Stay in bed all day pretending I'm sick,
Enjoying what I have and destroying my dick.
In the club, at the treehouse (NO GIRLS ALLOWED),
Poking holes in your friends condoms. Wow.
Stalking exes,
Playing for honor,
Spending the night with Rosie PALMer.
Beating my meat,
Beating my meat,
Beat the meat,
Eat,Sleep,Beat meat, Repeat,
BEAT MEAT BEAT MEAT BEAT MEAT BEAT MEAT,
NICKELODEON!
OHHH!
Chorus:
Valentines Day has reared it's ugly head,
Well it ain't that fun if you ain't got someone to cuddle all day in your bed.
Valentine's day means i need alcohol,
At least you don't need money to spend on your honey if you don't have a honey at all.