[Verse 1]
Egos are dangerous
Warping and changing us
Especially when you're online
Tweeting your dollar signs
You brag about your daily grind
It's hard to be so baller all the time

[Pre-Chorus]
So you think you're like a god?
Well, hey, that's super
But you forgot
You're just a fucking YouTuber
And when you get a big head
Hey it needs to be said,
'Cause damn, the truth hurts
So just remember these words...

[Chorus]
We're all just assholes
Talking to a camera
We're all just assholes
Talking to a camera
Do you brag 'cause you're bored?
Or are you insecure?
Because we're all just a bunch of assholes
Talking to a camera...
[Verse 2]
You never make mistakes
Feedback is tough to take
It's not like you're
The target of this song ('Cause when you-)
You get criticized by your peers
You turn your head and you plug your ears
No chance in hell they're right
And that you're wrong

[Pre-Chorus]
It's 'cause you think you're like a god
And that's your super
But you forgot
You're just a fucking YouTuber
And when you get a big head
Hey it needs to be said,
'Cause damn, the truth hurts
So just remember these words...

[Chorus]
We're all just assholes
Talking to a camera
We're all just assholes
Talking to a camera
Do you brag 'cause you're bored?
Or are you insecure?
Because we're all just a bunch of assholes
Talking to a camera...
[Bridge]
And not trying to call anyone out
'Cause that'd be foolish
But when you go and post some shit like this
You look fucking toolish
Pounding your chest seems desperate
And that's some true shit
Ooh... Yes it is...
So just remember these words! Sing it!

[Chorus]
We're all just assholes
Talking to a camera
We're all just assholes
Talking to a camera
Do you brag 'cause you're bored?
Or are you insecure?
'Cause we're all just a bunch of assholes
Talking to a camera...
'Cause we're all just a bunch of assholes talking to a-
I said one more time
Because we're all...
Just a bunch of assholes...
Talking to a camera...