[Intro]
Yesterday, I Asked You
To give me names for my compliment track

[Verse 1]
Shane Dawson, work ethic's awesome
I'd bet a couple grand that he's got a big johnson
Boogie had a life-changing surgery
In a year or two he's gonna weigh a third of me (ugh!)
Oh Dodie, voice so holy
If you don't like her, you can line up and blow me
And Joey? Couldn't insult him if you paid me
If he cast me in season 3, I'd say: "Maybe."
Caspar Lee, yo he's dastardly
One of the nicest dudes, well, after me
His track had way more production value than mine
Can't wait to collab, so I can teach you how to rhyme
Yo Jenna, I'll give you props, take a bow
I'm surprised that you haven't drowned your dogs by now
On account of them being fuckin' garbage, wow!
You're a saint, can't believe they're still alive somehow

[Bridge]
RiceGum, hope you had a nice run
But I'm gonna compliment you so hard, your fuckin' life's done
You rule, man, and you're wearing all them jewels, man
Bragging 'bout how rich you are, it's so cool, man
[Verse 2]
PewDiePie saying "Squad Fam" in his vids
Thanks a ton, bro, damn, I wanna give you a kiss (muah)
Nathan, you're blowing up, man, what's up?
Your merch is selling better than mine, man, get fucked
Now I don't watch Dan and Phil, I'm not their demographic
But if I were a 12 year old girl, I'd be ecstatic
And thanks to everyone who's subbed to me
Specifically those who remember chubby me
Trump, alright, now here's my offering
I'll bet by now he's got a real wicked golf swing
And Sony? Yo, I don't even gotta show you
Next year, you're gonna hear: "And the Oscar goes to..."
Alexander Ham, best president ever
Pretty sure he was number 15 or whatever
And shout out to Erin, my lovely fiancée
Plugging her ears when people say I'm beyond gay
And Logan Paul, man, it's no surprise
That when I see your face, I wanna swim in your eyes
They're so dreamy, and no, dude, I don't like guys
But your godly features got me hypnotized

[Outro]
Yo! Drop the beat, I'ma do this acapella
Jake, this last verse is all for you, fella
Now some of your actions have been inexcusable
But you gotta admit... Your brother is beautiful