[Verse 1a]
I'm feeling groovy
Give me your booty
And the Oscar goes to The Emoji Movie

Jailbreak, me too
Look what you made me do
Flailing the katanas like the very best weaboo

There's a spider above me
Hey don't touch me
The ting goes skrra
And yet still nobody loves me

Praise lord Cthulhu
I'll release you soon
I went to music school just to use AutoTune

[Verse 1b]
Wish I had a wife, dad don't go
I hate my life and I stubbed my toe
Mmm yeah, oh daddy-oh
Comin' to steal your girl, here I go

When you finna nut, hype for Shrek 5
Without my memes, I can't survive
I am a rebel, I never rhyme
Halloween is over, now it's Christmas time
[Bridge 1]
My name is Eminem and I'm here to say
A child called me mommy today
The Party Thruster is my new favorite thing
*LG OJ98 Party Thruster sound effect*

Someone needs to take that speaker away
Has it really been two years? No way
In fifth grade, I was forced to sing
Death is internal

[Verse 2]
Keep it sleezy
I'm easy to please-y
Emoji Movie is out on DVD
Lose control of your body
Ooh, naughty naughty
Minions are sexy
Minions are godly

I'm waiting 'till I marry
I'm feeling lucky
God that's too scary
Jenna's dogs are sucky
King of staying woke
I wish I was an emoji
Look, another forehead joke
Bangin' your girl Chloe
[Bridge 2]
You've finally accomplished your dream
Me me big boy, I'm a living dead meme
I'm a moon truther furry

We can sing some karaoke
Frick the police, hentai's healthy
These should have stopped at three
Unblock me, Jake, please
Yes daddy, kinky