[Verse 1]
Halloween's over and it's not yet Christmas
There's a weird in-between in the middle and it sucks
So pardon my frown
But it's hard to be excited when the theme color's brown

[Chorus 1]
Thanksgiving
Here it comes again, the vicious cycle
Thanksgiving
You're like Jackson 5 without the Michael
Yeah, Macy's got a parade
But it always ends with Santa on his sleigh
Why bother?

[Verse 2]
No Santa, no elves
No witches, ghouls, or goblins
As holidays go, it doesn't even make the top 10
Christmas ham is so much better
"I love turkey" said no one ever

[Chorus 2]
Thanksgiving
Here it comes again
For no good reason
Thanksgiving
You're in the way of my jolly Christmas season
By five o'clock, we've stuffed our faces
Then it's back to the daily races
[Bridge]
So why do I sing this song so angrily?
Thanksgiving's a chance to see your family
Well, in case you don't remember
We all do it again in December
Planes and trains and cars and highways
And the very next day is Black Friday

[Chorus 3]
Thanksgiving
Damn your icy heart, you've got no soul
Thanksgiving
Let's take turns and say why we're thankful
The only thing I'm thankful for is
Don't have to sing another chorus

[Outro]
You're Christmas lite