[Intro]
Alexander
Alexander
Alexander
Alexander

[Verse 1]
Went on a romantic date – Alexander candlelit
Too scared to go on that date – Alexander cancelin'
Oh my God, call 911 – Alexander ambulance
His entire family's dead – Alexander has no kin
Was exposed to toxic waste – Alexander has new limb
Has a speech impediment, he Alexander stammerin'
Pictures with me cost ten bucks – Alexander scammin' 'em
We make real estate simple – Alexander Anderson
(Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton)
Tony, I don't feel so good – Alexander vanishin'

[Verse 2]
Oh, look, there is two of them – Alexander has a twin
Father left him at age ten – Alexander 'bandonment
My request did not get in – Alexander sad again
Love some spicy meat-a-balls – Alexander 'talian
Just ate seven cheeseburgers – Alexander flabby chin
Turned into a tree, now he Alexander sap-a-lin'
Why is it so hard to find an Alexander cameraman
Doesn't have a cameraman – Alexander has no vid
[Bridge]
Shut up
Girl, get your whole damn butt up
I'm a gentleman, I go "What up"
So girl, get your whole damn butt up
My name is Alexander Hamilton
I hammer all my haters with an avalanche
And cavalcade of proof that they don't stand to win
It's sad that you don't see it, you need bifocals and glasses, man
Imagine that you're damaged and your friends have all disbanded
DAMN
Alexander Hamilton
Ain't no place he haven't been
Ladies, they a fan of him
And booties? He can handle ten

[Verse 3]
Eats 5000 fries a day – Alexander 'merican
Knows a lot of tricky words – Alexander Scrabble win
Upload "Alex Ham 3" now, we Alexand-emandin' it
Jack's worst thing he's ever released – Alexander brand new vid
Forgot his essay at his house – Alexander panickin'
Jack just got a gender change – Alexander Jackeline
Opens doors for elders, man, he Alexander manners, man
Makin' the next Avatar – Alexander Cameron
[Verse 4]
Only uses urinals – Alexander stands to piss
When his favorite song comes on – Alex: "That's my Jam-ilton!"
He was good in track and field – Alexander javelin
Comin' out on Prezzie's Day – Alexander that's a fib
Nearly drowned when he was 12 – Alexander cannot swim
Need to throw your trash away? Alexander has a bin
Now he's wearing black and white – Alexander panda skin
Borrow's other people's songs – Alexander samplin'

[Outro]
Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton
We're starting to run out of things that kinda rhyme with "Hamilton"