[Intro]

[Verse]
Thought I'd end up with Bowser
But his moves were too slow
Had some matches with Falcon
His Up+B was so-so

So I tried maining Kirby
But they nerfed him a ton
Now I’m fighting with Mario
He so basic I'm done

One taught me love
And one taught me patience
And one taught me pain
Now I'm in Mom’s basement

I'm playing on launch day
Your main is so trash
Please 1 v 1 me
Least this song is a smash
Brothers

[Chorus]
Thank u, Ness (Ness)
Thank u, Ness (Ness)
Thank u, Ness
I like to main as Ness in Smash Brothers
Thank u, Ness (Ness)
Thank u, Ness (Ness)
Thank u, Ness
I like to main...

[unintelligible]

[Interlude]
Overall, I'd have to give Smash Brothers Ultimate two brothers out of five. It's called Smash Brothers, but why are there so many female fighters in the game?
Either delete the female fighters, or at least a patch so the name is now Smash Brothers and .. Sisters

Gotta throw the whole Switch out
[throws switch into bin]