[Intro]
Woo! Haha, wanna rap today?
I'mma show you how to do it The Dank Potato way
Follow my lead, here's the main takeaway:
Three itty-bitty steps and I fade away!

[Verse 1]
Step one!
Put a lit fire behind you, it looks
It looks very cool
Step two!
Try to find words that rhyme, like "potato"
And "baked potato!"
Step three!
Upload your song to the 'net
Collect your checks, then buy a jet!
Step four
There is no step four

[Outro]
Ah, haha