[Refrain]
You're a dumb ass
If your dumb ass
Can't tell the two apart
You're asinine, it's your ass on the line
If you can't tell the two apart
Whenever you see an apostrophe
It literally just means "YOU ARE"
You're at fault and it's your fault
If you can't tell the two apart

[Verse]
You're a mistake, it's your mistake
If you can't tell the two apart
You're out of luck, your grammar sucks
If you can't tell the two apart
Whenever you see an apostrophe
it literally just means "YOU ARE"
You're a little slow if your brain can't know
Just how to tell the two apart

[Chorus]
You're VS Your
The most common form
Of letting people know you never passed 3rd grade
You're VS Your
Yeah I'm pretty sure
It's kinda crucial if you ever wanna get to 3rd base
Well I'm sorry if you're guessing, but you've got to learn this lesson
"Your retarded! "No it's you're retarded
'Cuz you can't tell the two apart!"
[Bridge]
Can you replace it with you are?
It's a tried and true method, hasn't failed me so far
Remember this rule, it's not that hard
Unless...

[Refrain]
You're a dumb ass
If your dumb ass
Can't tell the two apart
You're asinine, it's your ass on the line
If you can't tell the two apart
Whenever you see an apostrophe
It literally just means "YOU ARE"
You're a tool, you failed your school
If you can't tell the two apart

[Chorus]
You're VS Your
The most common form
Of letting people know you never passed 3rd grade
You're VS Your
Yeah I'm pretty sure
It's kinda crucial if you ever wanna get to 3rd base
Well I'm sorry if you're guessing, but you've got to learn this lesson
"Your so gay!" "No it's you're so gay"
"Cuz you can't tell the two apart"