[Intro: Jacks (jacksfilms)]

[JACK DUH GLASS]
Merry Christmas, boys

{ALL}
Merry Christmas

[CHAQ DUGLESS]
Hey, if you guys told me last year that I'd be spending this Christmas on a ZOOM call, I'd be like "What the heck is ZOOM?"

[ALL]
*laughter*

[JACKED UGH LASS]
Um, stupid question, but, nobody gave Uncle Uh Oh the ZOOM link... right?

[CHAQ & JACK]
No, I did not
Nooo, no no no no Mnmm

[JAK D'OUGLASS]
I might have

{OTHER JACKS}
Nooo, dude why?
[Verse 1: Uncle Uh Oh]

Trump won by a lot
Investigate the deep state
Reptiles rule the world
Look into Wayfair
Bill Gates will microchip ya
5G hurts my brain
I don't trust the vaccines
Obama was born on Mars

[Outro: Uncle Uh Oh]
See you boys next year