Another year has come and gone
Somehow we're still alive
How can the whole world carry on
With no news of Shrek 5

We were promised long ago but movie progress moves so slow
I cannot sleep, drink, eat oh no
I need my big green man

4 films just isn't enough
I'm not that strong, I'm not that tough
Here's a pic of Shrek in the buff
Dreamworks, what is the plan?

You could've saved, this wretched year with any Shrek 5 news
Instead, you made a sequel to the motherfucking Croods

Shame on you