[Prelude: Jacksfilms, Erin]
Hurry up, Jack, we're gonna miss our flight!
Wow, a normal Christmas at last. I can't believe we're finally seeing our families!
Yup, we gotta go!
Y'know, this Christmas is almost perfect! Almost...
Let's go, man!
There's only one thing I want on my Christmas list...
Oh my God, we have to go!

[Chorus]
Where is the Shrek 5 trailer?
It's been 11 years (Oh my God)

[Verse 1]
Are the ogres still sexually active?
I need to know if they're still sexually active
Maybe we could see him as a child (Aw, how cute!)
Or maybe he is on death's door (Aw, how cute!)
Or maybe Donkey turns into a villain
I honestly don't carе, I just want more!

[Chorus]
Where is thе Shrek 5 trailer?
Put it up my butt (Mm, mm, mm-mm-mm)

[Outro]
DreamWorks if you upload just a teaser
I will stop whatever I'm doing
And over analyze every frame of the teaser in a livestream
I have a problem!