[Chorus]
Christmas Day kinda sucks
Christmas Day kinda blows
We wait all year for a day
And then, woop!
There it goes

[Verse]
The morning's kinda fun, but in the afternoon
Around 3 or 4 PM, the sun sets way too soon
And it's dark outside and you realize there's not much left to do
And all you can feel can only be described as mighty blue

[Chorus]
Christmas Day kinda sucks
So here's what I have to say
Put more stock in the season
And not so much in the day