[Verse 1]
I got one message for Santa!
I hope you hear me well!
A-do, do, do-do, do, do--

[Verse 2]
Give. Me. The Shrek 5 Trailer
Or else, I'll launch the nukes
(He'll do it, too)

[Verse 3]
Santa, if you think that I am bluffing
I have men on the inside waiting on my command, all I have to do is text them "Alpha, Tango, Foxtrot" and they'll send the world back to the Stone Age
Santa, if you don't give me that trailer everyone's blood will be on your fat, jolly hands