[ISABELLE]
Hey, I'm calling you back
Oh, she’s been a bitch tonight
And by bitch, I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere

So I had to put on the wig, and the heels
And the lashes and the ear
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for:
Mothers Touching My Ass

So then I get to the club
Looking like a drowned, harassed rat
And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door
But our friend, Johnny Five-O

Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party
So no fee for me, and I don't even know what's the tea!
So I hope you’re up, girl
'Cause we are all coming over

Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine
And put on your heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need!
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS]
Let’s have a kiki

[ISABELLE]
I wanna have a kiki!

[KURT & (RACHEL)]
Lock the doors (Tight)

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS, (KURT)]
Let’s have a kiki (Mother)

[ISABELLE]
I’m gonna let you have it

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS]
Let's have a kiki

[ISABELLE, (KURT), {RACHEL}]
I wanna have kiki (Dive) {Turn}
Work

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS]
Let's have a kiki

[ISABELLE]
We’re gonna serve
[KURT]
And work

[RACHEL]
And turn

[ISABELLE]
And hon-hon-honey

[THE ORPHANS]
Kiki, oh yeah

[KURT]
A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
We’re spilling tea and dishing just deserts when they deserve

[ISABELLE]
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS]
Let’s have a kiki

[ISABELLE]
I wanna have a kiki!
[KURT & (RACHEL)]
Lock the doors, (Tight)

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS, (KURT)]
Let’s have a kiki (Mother)

[ISABELLE]
I’m gonna let you have it

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS]
Let's have a kiki

[ISABELLE, (KURT) {RACHEL}]
I wanna have kiki (Dive) {Turn}
Work

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS]
Let's have a kiki

[ISABELLE]
We’re gonna serve

[KURT]
And work

[RACHEL]
And turn

[ISABELLE]
And hon-hon-honey

[KURT & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS, (KURT)]
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non! (Non non)
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS]
Let’s have a kiki

[ISABELLE]
I wanna have a kiki!

[KURT & (RACHEL)]
Lock the doors (Tight)

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS, (KURT)]
Let’s have a kiki (Mother)

[THE ORPHANS]
Aah

[ISABELLE]
I’m gonna let you have it

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS]
Let's have a kiki

[ISABELLE, (KURT), {RACHEL}]
I wanna have a kiki (Dive) {Turn}
Work

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS]
Let's have a kiki

[ISABELLE]
We’re gonna serve

[KURT]
And work

[RACHEL]
And turn

[ISABELLE]
And hon-hon-honey

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS, (THE ORPHANS)]
Let's have a kiki (Kiki)

[ISABELLE & KURT, (THE ORPHANS)]
I wanna have a kiki! (The Orphans: Soso)

[KURT, (THE ORPHANS), {RACHEL}]
Lock the doors (Oui, oui)
{Tight!} (The Orphans: Non non)

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS]
Let's have a kiki (Hunty) (Dropper) (Kiki, so so)

[THE ORPHANS]
Aah, Oui, oui

[ISABELLE with THE ORPHANS]
I'm gonna let you have it (Non non)

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS]
Let's have a kiki (Kiki)

[KURT & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS, (THE ORPHANS)]
I wanna have a kiki (So so, oui, oui)
Boots, ten, queen (Non non)

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS, (THE ORPHANS)]
Let's have a kiki (Kiki)

[ISABELLE & (THE ORPHANS)]
We’re gonna serve (So so)

[KURT & (THE ORPHANS)]
And work (Oui, oui)

[RACHEL]
And turn

[ISABELLE & (THE ORPHANS)]
And hon-hon-honey (Non non)

[KURT & RACHEL with THE ORPHANS]
Let's have a kiki!