Step aside for the man
Better watch him 'fore you go down town
At the sign slip inside
Take a number, wait in line
Better speed it up
Down Lost and Found
Make it nice and fine all the time

[Chorus]
Coz I'm a real nice guy
And I'm free as hell
To be a cornpone faggot
Dressing really really well
In my big black boots
And my denim Daisy Dukes
I got my bleached blond hair
And my leather underwear
You know I'm fine
Coz I work it all the time

Be real good while you can
If you're nasty you will get burned down
Take a ride with the tide
There's an ocean deep inside
Better learn to swim the backstroke freestyle
Make it feel good all the while
[Chorus]
Coz I'm a real nice guy
And I'm free as hell
To be a cornpone faggot
Dressing really really well
In my big black boots
And my denim Daisy Dukes
I got my bleached blond hair
And my leather underwear
You know I'm fine
Coz I work it all the time

Coz I'm a real nice guy
And I'm free as hell
To be a cornpone faggot
Dressing really really well
In my big black boots
And my denim Daisy Dukes
I got my bleached blond hair
And my leather underwear
You know I'm fine
Coz I work it all the time