The Cookbook

We're cooking the books, we're cooking the books here



We were taking a bath

So I took to the math

Everyone with a pension



Pay attention:

You just lost your job

As your life as your wife and my kid



There's some blood in your grits

From your hand which I bit

I'll be throwing a shit fit



Grab your pitchforks and torches

And take to the nochés

You think that we'll work?





I'm going to jail, I'm going to jail now



But I'll be phoning it in

Slicing garlic so thin

It liquifies in the pan



Luca Brasi and me

Start our own brasserie

Open up out on Sing-Sing



I've got my hand in my tin

Honey jars spread from Crawford

To bars, I make a... killing



Ask Jeffrey Skilling





You don't understand greed

It's not fun it's a need

[hold]



It's the pork not the beans

Not the peaches, the cream

That you want in your belly



Take what I'm selling

And pass me the jelly

Excuse me, preserves



Tell me what do you think I deserve?