[Intro]
Now this is a story all about how my wife got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a thing called despair

[Verse 1]
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When August Alsina, who didn't have any gooch
Started getting up onto my wifey's cooch
I got in one little fight and Jada got scared
And said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I whistled for a meme and whеn it came near
The licеnse plate said 'Nice' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything, I could be on YouTube Rewind
But I thought, "Nah, forget it, yo, Holmes, to rewind!"

[Verse 2]
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled out to YouTube, "Yo', Holmes, smell ya later"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of despair