Hey, Ella May
Ella May, come over here and show me how to turn this thing on

Show me how
Show me how
Show me how you milk a cow

Oh bella mia
Oh bella mia

Tell me please
What you squeeze
When the milk goes "kssh kssh kssh"

Oh bella mia
Show me how you milk a cow

I don't know what's the matter
I try and try and try
But every time I go "kssh"
The milk gets in my eye

Show me how
Show me how
Show me how you milk a cow
Oh bella mia
Show me how you milk a cow

Ella May has a great big fat cow
A good lookin' cow I would say
What I want to ask of her now
Is a favor, if I may

Show me how
Show me how
Show me how you milk a cow

Oh bella mia
Oh bella mia

Tell me please
What you squeeze
When the milk go "kssh kssh kssh"

Oh bella mia
Show me how you milk a cow

I don't know what's the matter
I try and try and try
But every time I go "kssh"
The milk gets in my eye
Show me how
Show me how
Show me how you milk a cow

Oh bella mia
Show me how you milk a cow

[Instrumental Break]

I guess I'll try like this
I'll squeeze and squeeze and squeeze
Now easy, easy
What do I do with these?

Show me how
Show me how
Show me how you milk a cow

Oh bella mia
Show me how you milk a cow
Kssh