Doug the Jitterbug
Just a silly lug
Young and wild with lots of style
That's Doug the Jitterbug

Just a crazy mug
Drinks liquor by the jug
He's alive with lots of jive
Doug the Jitterbug

They threw him out of school
'Cause all he learned was Tiger Rag
He never knew the golden rule
But boy, how he can shag

Doug the Jitterbug
Cuts a wicked rug
It ain't no shame, he's not to blame
He's Doug the Jitterbug

He studied to be a lawyer
But he never got a case
Every time they'd look for that cat in court
He'd be doing the pantywaist

Let's talk about Doug the Jitterbug
Cuts a wicked rug
It ain't no shame, he's not to blame
He's Doug the Jitterbug