I found a gal that beats 'em all
She isn't too short and she isn't too tall
She's in the groove and right on the ball
She's reet, petite and gone

What a babe, she's the tops
When we go out they don't need no traffic cops
One look at her and the traffic stops
Cause she's reet, petite and gone

Now I could have my pick you know
Cause I got dough that's ready to go
But this chick's so mighty fine
She got me all tied up like a ball of twine

When I do things, I do 'em right
I won't ever let my baby out of sight
We'll tie the knot and we'll tie it tight
Cause she's reet, petite and gone

That chick has changed my attitude
Whe ever I gaze on her pulchritude
I'm tellin' you, Jack, she's so mighty fine
She got me all tied up like a ball of twine

Those other chicks leave me cold
You can't compare brass to 14 carat gold
After they made her they broke the mold
Cause she's reet, petite and gone