There was Adam, happy as a man could be
'Til Eve got him messin' with that ol' apple tree
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yes, that's just like a woman
They'll do it every time

Lot took his wife down to the corner store for a malted
She wouldn't mind her business, boy, did she get salted
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yes, that's just like a woman
They'll do it every time

Samson thought Delilah was on the square
'Til one night she clipped him for all his hair
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yes, that's just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time (Sure will)

Hey, from our history books, we have learned
That Nero fiddled while Rome was burning
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yes, that's just like a woman
They'll do it every time
Marie Antoinette met them hungry cats at the gate
They were crying for bread, she said, "Let them eat cake"
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yes, that's just like a woman
They'll do it every time

You buy a woman clothes and give her money on the side
No matter what you do, she's never satisfied
Ain't that just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman
Yes, that's just like a woman
They'll do it every time