[Intro]
Oh, it's music to my ears, oh man
哦，我耳中的音乐啊，伙计
How can I describe the way I feel?
要怎么形容此刻的感觉？
Fucking great, man
真他妈的好啊
Okay, let me see
好吧让我想想
How could I begin?
要怎么开始？

[Verse 1]
Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch
我午饭要吃的锁在Mariah酒柜里
Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Captain Crunch
就是面包，葡萄酒，再来点面包、葡萄酒还有麦片
Red wine for breakfast and for brunch
早饭和早午饭都要红酒
And to soak it up, an in-between snack, crackers to munch
中和一下两顿之间吃的那些零食和饼干
Mariah, what ever happened to us?
Mariah，我们之间到底发生了什么？
Why did we have to break up?
为什么我们一定要分手？
All I asked for was a glass of punch
我只是想要一杯潘趣酒
You see, I never really asked for much
你看啊，我从来没要太多
I can't imagine what's going through your mind after such
我实在搞不懂你在想什么
A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk
就在你跟那个拉丁猛男分手以后
Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the fuck up
那个Luis Miguel（牛姐98-01年的男友），Nick Cannon最好靠边站
I'm not playin', I want her back, you punk
我可不是开玩笑，我要她回来，你这混球
This is Hello Kitty bedspread, Satin Funk
这是Hello Kitty床单（牛姐喜欢Hello Kitty），主要材料是绸缎放克
Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rap and punk
还混了埃及血统（牛姐有埃及血统），还有一点点说唱和朋克
Zapp and Eric Clapton, Shaft, Frank Zappa, crunk
Zapp（70年代灵魂乐和放克乐队）和Eric Clapton（摇滚和布鲁斯音乐人）, Shaft, Frank Zappa（60年代摇滚先锋），, crunk（旷克音乐，结合了嘻哈和放克）
And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya
是的宝贝，我还想再给你一次机会
You can beat me with any spatula that you want
你想怎么拿锅铲子打我都行
I mean, I really want you bad, you cunt
我太想要你了，婊子
Nick, you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk
Nick，你也玩够了，我要来踢你蛋蛋了
Man, I could use a fresh batch of blood
来一包新鲜血液挺不错
So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupuncture
所以准备好享受德古拉的针灸服务吧
[Chorus]
Bagpipes from Baghdad
巴格达的风笛
When will it ever cease?
什么时候才能停下来？
For Pete's sake, he's crazy to say the least
老天啊，他少说也是疯了
Bagpipes from Baghdad
巴格达的风笛
What's going through my mind
我脑子想的
Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowing up like
多半时候，当我押韵时，或者
Bagpipes from Baghdad
像巴格达的风笛一样狂吹时
Somebody turn the vacancy sign on
有人竖起了“空房”的标志
'Cause I'm gone, blowing on my
我走了以后，记得吹我
Bagpipes from Baghdad
巴格达的风笛
I run the streets and act like a madman holding a Glad bag
我像个疯子似的拿着垃圾袋在大街上乱跑开心得不得了

[Verse 2]
You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture
你在我的歌词里永远占有一席之地
I'm the Miracle Whip trickster
我就是奇迹魔术师
My signature sound, when a tube of lipstick's around
我那标志性的嗓音啊，如果手头有一管唇膏
I'm bound to put it on in an instant, wow
我马上就抹
Man, what an ensemble
老天，多棒的组合
What an assortment of pharma–ceuticals
多种多样的药品啊
This beautiful pill dust in my palm, my
手掌上美丽的药粉
Cuticles get residue just from touchin' the bottle
是碰过瓶子以后残留在皮肤上的
Never knew I could remind me so much of my momma
没想到我还能想起那么多关于我妈的事
I'll cut ya like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya
我会像Dahmer（Jeffery Dahmer，连环杀手和性侵犯）一样杀了你，把屠刀捅进你身体
The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the fuckin' Red Sonja
这刀的尺寸真够大，我简直就他妈是Red Sonja（漫画人物，武器是一把大刀）
Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowing ya, Norman
直插进你的眼角膜，很高兴认识你，Norman
You're so fuckin' annoyin', drop the shovel, boy
你真他妈够烦人的，把铲子放下
You don't know what the fuck you're doin'
你他妈根本就不知道自己在干啥
I ain't playin' no fuckin' more
我不会再过家家了
Nick Cannon, you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin' whore
Nick Cannon，你这傻屌，祝你跟那臭婊子一切好运（牛姐与Nick Cannon于2008年4月30日结婚，Relapse发行于次年5月15日）
Every minute there's a sucker born, snuck up on Malachai
每分钟都有一个笨蛋出生，悄悄靠近Malachai（Malachai Boardman，恐怖电影《玉米地的孩子》主角，曾逼着一个男孩用玉米棒口交）
Made the motherfucker suck on a shuck of corn
让这狗逼去口玉米棒
Shuck o', shuck o' corn, Chaka Khan
Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck, and
拿冰球砸Jason（Jason Voorhees，恐怖片《十三号星期五》主角，Slim面具杀手形象的原型）的脸
Told him it's fuckin' on, man, what the fuck are ya doin'?
告诉他要开始了，老兄，你他妈干嘛呢？
You're runnin' over the snowblower with the lawnmower
你在用割草机碾过吹雪机
Blowin' your bagpipes from Baghdad
吹那巴格达的风笛
[Chorus]
Bagpipes from Baghdad
巴格达的风笛
When will it ever cease?
什么时候才能停下来？
For Pete's sake, he's crazy to say the least
老天啊，他少说也是疯了
Bagpipes from Baghdad
巴格达的风笛
What's going through my mind
我脑子想的
Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowing up like
多半时候，当我押韵时，或者
Bagpipes from Baghdad
像巴格达的风笛一样狂吹时
Somebody turn the vacancy sign on
有人竖起了“空房”的标志
'Cause I'm gone, blowing on my
我走了以后，记得吹我
Bagpipes from Baghdad
巴格达的风笛
I run the streets and act like a madman holding a Glad bag
我像个疯子似的拿着垃圾袋在大街上乱跑开心得不得了

[Verse 3]
In the bed with two brain-dead lesbian vegetables
跟两个脑死亡的植物人女同上床
I bet you they become heterosexual
我打赌她们都变成直女啦
Nothing will stop me from molestin' you
没人能阻止我猥亵你
Titty-fuckin' you 'til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
乳交直到你的乳头给我的蛋蛋挠痒
Is what I said to the two conjoined twins
这就是我跟那对连体双胞胎说的话
How's it going, girlfriends? You needs a boyfriend?
怎么啦姑娘们？你们需要男朋友吗？
You need some ointment? Just set up an appointment
你需要药膏？刚刚预约好了
Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip
谁先去看医生呢？扔个硬币决定吧
I just got my one-year sobriety coin chip
我刚拿到戒瘾一年纪念币
When the bad get going, how bad does the going get?
当坏事已经开始，还会怎么恶化呢？
Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with
宝贝，别对互相手冲有心理障碍
Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip
特别是你俩胯部本来就长在一起
I'm going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit
我这就去把针线包找来
And attempt to separate 'em and stitch 'em back at the loin, shit
尝试先把她们分开然后把阴部缝到一起
Lure the little boy with the chocolate 'Chips Ahoy!' chip
拿巧克力片去勾引小男孩
Cookie, lookie, even took me a Polaroid pic
还有曲奇，看啊，甚至还拍了一张宝丽来相片
[Chorus]
Bagpipes from Baghdad
巴格达的风笛
When will it ever cease?
什么时候才能停下来？
For Pete's sake, he's crazy to say the least
老天啊，他少说也是疯了
Bagpipes from Baghdad
巴格达的风笛
What's going through my mind
我脑子想的
Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowing up like
多半时候，当我押韵时，或者
Bagpipes from Baghdad
像巴格达的风笛一样狂吹时
Somebody turn the vacancy sign on
有人竖起了“空房”的标志
'Cause I'm gone, blowing on my
我走了以后，记得吹我
Bagpipes from Baghdad
巴格达的风笛
I run the streets and act like a madman
我像个疯子一样在大街上乱跑
Holding a Glad bag, oh, bagpipes from Baghdad、
手上拿着垃圾袋，哦，巴格达的风笛

[Outro]
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