[Produced by Jeff Bass]

[Intro: Cowboy (Jeff Bass)]
I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts
我想你大概对这个地方不怎么熟悉
You know, there's a story behind that there saloon
你要知道，那家酒馆背后有个故事
20 years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over
20年前，两个不法之徒占领了整个小镇
Sheriffs couldn't stop 'em
治安官无法阻止他们
Quickest damn gun-slingers I've ever seen
我这辈子见过的最快的枪手
Got murdered in cold-blood
最后被残忍地杀害了
That old saloon there was their little home away from home
那座酒馆就是他们远离家乡的小小家园
They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern
大家都说Bad和Evil的鬼魂依旧在酒馆里游荡
And on a quiet night, you can still hear
在寂静的夜晚，你仍旧可以听到
The footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da 5'9"
Slim Shady和Royce Da 5'9"的脚步声

[Verse 1: Eminem & Royce Da 5'9"]
I don't speak, I float in the air, wrapped in a sheet
我不说话，我漂浮在空中，裹着床单
I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
我不是活人，只是个困在beat中的鬼魂
I translate when my voice is read through a seismograph
每当我的声音通过地震仪传出我就开始转化
And the noise is spread
噪音就这样传播开来
Picked up and transmitted through Royce's head (Uhh)
通过Royce的脑袋接收并进行传输（啊）
Trap him in his room, possess him and hoist his bed
把他困在房间里，占有他的身体然后吊起他的床
'Til the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead
直到邪恶如同有毒的铅一样在他的血液中流淌
Told him each one of his boys is dead (Ohh)
告诉他他的两个男孩儿都死了（哦）
I asked him to come to the dark side
我邀请他进入黑暗面
He made a choice and said (Yo)
他做了决定然后说（哟）
Who hard? Yo, I done heard worse
谁厉害？哟，我干过比这更糟的事儿
We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other
我们可以各开一辆车然后面对面加速
To see which one'll swerve first
看看谁先拐弯
Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity
两个盲目的歹徒惊慌失措
Holds that of a globe on top of nine other planets
他们的心智水平悬于其他九颗行星之上
Kissed the cheek of the Devil, intelligence level
亲亲恶魔的脸颊
Is hellier than treble peakin' on speakers in the ghetto
智力水平比贫民窟的大喇叭三倍音量还要高
Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of an atheist
驳回上诉，我不是个公正的人，侮辱了无神论者的种族
Interceptin' missiles with my bare hands like a patriot
像爱国者一样赤手空拳拦截导弹
One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse
不用剑一样斩出一条路，我埋葬耶稣的尸体
In my past life, when the black knight mounted the white horse
我死后，当黑骑士骑着白马
And stay over-worked, it's like the Nazis and the Nation
过劳工作，就像纳粹和国家
Collaboratin', attemptin' to take over the Earth
一起合作，企图统治地球
[Chorus: Eminem & Royce Da 5'9"]
'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil
因为这就是坏人遇见邪恶的后果
We hit the trees 'til we look like Vietnamese people
我们一直撞树直到看起来像是越南人一样
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal
他是邪恶，而我像Steve Seagal（电影Above The Law的主演）一样坏
Above the law 'cause I don't agree with police either
凌驾于法律之上因为我不认同警察
Shit, me neither
操，我也不

[Verse 2: Eminem & Royce Da 5'9"]
We ain't eager to be legal
我们并不渴望变得合法
So please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle
所以把你Jeep Eagle的车钥匙给我吧
I breathe ether in three lethal amounts
我吸入三倍致命剂量的乙醚
While I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle (Ahh)
而我用有毒的针扎自己的膝盖（啊）
Releasin' rage on anybody in squeezin' range
在任何人的压力范围内释放怒火
Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezin' rain
冷酷到可以把天气转变到下冻雨
(He's insane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up
（“他疯了”）不我才没有，我只是想打针
And I'm pissed off, 'cause I can't find a decent vein
而且气得要命，因为我找不到一根还完好的血管
The disaster with dreads, I'm bad enough to commit suicide
充满了恐惧的灾难，我已经坏到可以自杀了
And survive long enough to kill my soul after I'm dead
然后存活到身死后再杀死灵魂
When in danger, it's funny, actually my flavor's similar to a waiter
遇到危险其实很好玩，事实上我的品味跟服务生差不多
'Cause I serve any stranger with money
任何陌生人给钱我都能服务
I spray a hundred, man, until they joint chains
我喷射了一百发，伙计，直到它们砍碎了锁链
While slippin' bullets at point-blank range like they was punches
当子弹像拳头一样滑向近距离平射射程
Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral
在旗子上撒尿然后烧掉，先谋杀你然后参加你的葬礼
Service lobby and strangle your body to confirm it
说服服务台然后吊死你的尸体确保死透了
Whippin' human ass, throwin' blows, crackin' jaws
鞭打人类的屁股，抽打，打断下巴
With my fists wrapped in gauze, dipped in glue and glass
用我缠着纱布的拳头，浸满胶水和玻璃
I'm blazin' emcees, at the same time amazin' emcees
我是耀眼的MC，同时也是让人惊叹的MC
Somehow, emcees ain't that eyebrow-raisin' to me
不知怎的，有些MC并不让我惊奇
From all of angles of us, flash a MAC loud enough
从任何角度来看，我们把枪擦擦亮
To cast a avalanche and bust 'til volcanoes erupt
引发了雪崩和爆炸，直到火山爆发
[Interlude: Eminem]
Hello? (Billy?)
你好？（是Billy吗？）
Ayo, what’s up? (We're comin' to get you)
哟，怎么啦？（我们就来抓你们了）
Stop, they know it's us
停，他们知道是我们了！

[Verse 3: Eminem & Royce Da 5'9"]
I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (Uh-uh)
我过去是个大嘴巴，还记得么？（嗯哼）
I'm the one who burned your house down (Oh)
我就是烧了你家房子的人（哦）
Well, I'm out now (Shit)
不过我现在放出来啦（操）
And this time, I'm comin' back to blow your house up
这一回，我打算回来把你家房子吹倒
And I ain't gon' leave you with a window to jump out of
而且一扇窗户都不给你留你休想跳出去
Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
来两片减肥药再来三朵蘑菇
And you won't see me, like fat people in steam rooms
你不会看见我的，就像桑拿房的胖子
And when I go to hell and I'm gettin' ready to leave
我下地狱的时候已经准备好要离开
I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
我要把空气打包让人付钱才能呼吸
[Chorus: Royce Da 5'9" & Eminem]
'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil
因为这就是坏人遇见邪恶的后果
We hit the trees 'til we look like Vietnamese people
我们一直撞树直到看起来像是越南人一样
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal
他是邪恶，而我像Steve Seagal（电影Above The Law的主演）一样坏
Against peaceful, see you in Hell for the sequel
反对平和，我们地狱再会书写续集
(We'll be waiting) See you in Hell (Uh-huh)
（我们会一直等着）地狱见啦（啊哈）
Wall Street (Yup), Royce Da 5'9", Slim Shady (Uh)
华尔街（对咯），Royce Da 5'9", Slim Shady （嗯呐）
See you in Hell for the sequel (Bye-bye)
我们地狱再会书写续集（拜拜）
Bad Meets Evil, what? (Until next time)
Bad Meets Evil，啥？（直到下次再见）

[Outro: Cowboy (Jeff Bass)]
And so, that's the story of when Bad meets Evil
这就是Bad Meets Evil的故事
Two of the most wanted individuals in the county
全县最大的两个通缉犯
Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens
与之相比Jesse James和Billy the Kid（19世纪的火车劫犯）都算守法公民
It's too bad they had to go out the way they did
他们那样走出来真是糟糕
Got shot in the back comin' out of that old saloon
从那家老酒馆出来的时候背后中枪
But their spirits still live on 'til this day
但他们的鬼魂至今仍在此处
Shh, wait, did y'all hear that?
嘘，等等，你们听到了吗？