[Hook]
Ooooooh, bitch get me some dumplings
Yeah, bitch I want some dumplings
Ooooooh, bitch get me some dumplings
Yeah, bitch get me some dumplings

[Verse 1]
I want 烧卖, I want 水饺
All these pussy rappers make me 睡觉
I could kill they career with a pencil
'Cuz I write all my raps in a Death Note!!
I'ma spend my money on a T-Pumps glass
Baby thicker than a Shonen Jump, damn
She give me head like she Donald Trump toupee
But I get more pussy than Neko Atsume (meow)
I went home to my grandma steaming dumplings up on the stove (WHIPP IT UP GRANDMA)
Grandma wait no!
That ain't no flour, that's blow!
My Cambodian plug gave me 56 o's
I serve the chickens like a Jollibee
Ride a Honda Civic not an Odyssey
Yellow like Homer Simpson, I got brains of pigeons
I know Yao Ming would be proud of me
I'm a young rich Chinaman - YRC
In the PRC, stacking Renminbi
Countin' dead commies like America, over 3000 like Erykah
I need the dough like a pizza chef
Put the walnut sauce on top a piece of shrimp
Not a piece of lint, my pockets fat like a Buddha
And I'm making money like SAT tutors in Cupertino

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
I'm counting numbers like Sudoku
Sipping lychee flavor boba Soju
Thought I told you
Gettin' tail like I'm Goku, uh
Gettin' mail like I'm postal, uh
Killing snakes like a mongoose
Hong and Chow productions we like Wong Fu, uh
Pussy chino what you gon' do
Cuz I'm coming drippin' like the monsoon
Why you salty like a soy sauce?
'Cuz your baby momma wet like koi ponds
You ain't fuckin' with my feng shui
You ain't comin' close to none my funds boy
You a bus boy, serve me 点心
蝦腸, yuh, give me 10 piece
Ball of sesame, full of red bean
And the check please, 哇, 很便宜
(So cheap, so cheap)

[Hook]