[Chorus x4]
You swear you've heard it before as it slowly rambles on
No need in bringing it back cause' they've never really gone
[Verse 1 - 2Mex]
I met this girl named Araceli
In her car and on her celly a sullen girl
Always jealous of Kelly
And Kelly her sister
Behind that building I kissed her
But I couldn't get her
Out of her kelly green sweater
Besides I like my baby
Barb from feather
Even though my baby Betty
Was better in bed
[?]
Helen and Evelyn
Would be at Seven-Eleven at around Eleven
With her friend Gwendelyn
Gwendelyn looks like
Glenda without the melanin
And more like Marilyn
From the University of Maryland
She's a Terrapin
Her and Tara are friends
And Tara's a ten
But she's terribly into trends
And trendy's not the way to be
If it were Wendy
I took her to Wendy's
When it's windy
And we pretend we [?]
And we loan each other fetty' but she never seem to pay me back it don't offend me
Let me tell you bout' the time I dated Emmy
We went to the Emmy's
And we were faded off of Remy
They gave a Emmy
To Jennifer playing Penny
And another one to Michael McKean for playing Lenny
And let me end this off by saying women drive me insane
From Ryan finding and crying up on me in the rain
I'm sorry
I'll try my best to maintain my sanity afterwards if you look like a [?]
[Bridge]
Just that old-fashioned love song played on the radio
And wrapped around the music is the sound of someone promising they'll never go
(She'll live and die for you its still live and die)
[Verse 2 - Ceschi]
Oh it's the same old story
From the after-show groupies to the jealousy-beaten beauties to the forgotten faces of floozies
Living within a limo of lunacy and lust
Insignificant fucking leaves you nothing but some sort of mental love
Now I don't want to just
Fuck em and leave em
I want something with meaning not some random girl sucking my semen up on the weekends leavin' my dummy love in the dreamin' never givin' me any reason to stop settling for the leeches
I met this girl
Her name was Joan
She loved the way I rocked on the microphone
When I met Joan
I took her home
She was just like a doggie all on my bone
I met another girl
Her name was Ann
All she ever wanted was to freak with a man
When I met Ann
I shook her hand
We ended up freaking by a garbage can
When will I ever find some stability of mind
Future tangled up into the abyss something you [?] shredded a thousand times
It feels like I've been burned to the stake like fifty times
While a team of taxidermists sucked out all my insides
And I've been hopelessly searching for the perfect counterpart
To my heart but every time it feels close I get ripped apart
So I'm just running away
And settling for the nearest wet pussy sedative
Till the rest of me decays
Thanks, Helen
[Bridge]
Just that old-fashioned love song played on the radio
And wrapped around the music is the sound of someone promising they'll never go
(I dedicate this to every single girl I ever dated)
[Chorus x2]
You swear you've heard it before as it slowly rambles on
No need in bringing em back cause' they're never really gone
[Verse 3 - Awol One]
I knew this girl
Her name was cloud
She like it when my hip-hop was loud
Bass so heavy it shakes her shoes
And now my raps
Smell like the blues
I met this girl
Her name was robot
She sang backwards and knew how to grow pot
Had a tattoo on the inside of her thigh
That always got wet when my song made her cry
I knew this woman
They called her mom
Crack made her thoughts all twisted wrong
I met this chick
Her name was the hell of it
Knew all the words to Freestyle Fellowship
I knew this lady
Queen of the world
Cool as shit so I made her my girl
I knew this chick that made a rope out of shellfish
She was a mermaid she would sell fish
[Bridge]
Just that old-fashioned love song played on the radio
[Chorus X2]
You swear you've heard it before as it slowly rambles on
No need in bringing it back cause' they've never really gone
[Bridge]
Just that old-fashioned love song played on the radio
[Outro X6]
From the heart
To the soul
To the mind
(These are the struggles that we all go through)
