Commitment is dumb, marriages are doomed
All I hear is homie yo don’t ever jump the broom
I ain’t gon change but I know she might assume
That if we consummate then I’ll act straight but is that true?
Everybody cheats, or its temptation to
Starts out sweet, then just like Asian food
You still hungry so you start making moves
Looking for another meal
Arguments I hate you too
..Trying to find your passwords, you look for mine
If my train of thought is backwards I’m being blind
Then, say something
Can’t you see my ignorance,..
My boy told me his wedding brought on his impotence
Three kids, two jobs, working hard he’s diligent
I looked at his predicament he told me don’t get in this shit
For better or for worse dog it starts out innocent
If you ain’t got no benefits, pay checks diminishing
You finished I was switching like wait a minute you kidding
He said ni–a wait until bring the kids in you can forget it
I hear so many horrible
Stories bout nuptials
Prenups d cup chickens, interrupting dudes
Couples lose interest in each other, shorty f–kin dudes
Husband choosing chicks that duck sick this ain’t the Huxtables
Listen here, this is rare but I had a crystal clear vision where
My married life would kinda look like Cliff and Clair
But every chick that I picked I pictured em disappearing
Trying to throw they ass off a cliff just
So my head would clear
Sometimes at nightfall I wished I had powers like Nightcrawler
X-men, teleporting, my fault I’m zoning, blabbering
Look I’m done with chasing dimes
Bagged somebody with a body and a stable mind
With an angelic face dudes would wait in line for you
But it’s awful I think weddings are a waste of time
And we and we just paying for a show
A piece of paper can’t make us sacred let’s take it slow
My mind be saying maybe
But my heart let me know
That if I don’t show you why you should stay then you might go…
So?
I’m So conflicted that I’m pissed
My brother told me soul mates don’t really exist
Vic said he might be single until he’s grounded
If love is just a myth, then why do I think I found it
The marriage institution is foolish and I’m surrounded by doubters haters ladies that’s praying for me to pound it
As cynical as I’m sounding there’s no way around it I’m down with it
All of my boys calling me clowning
I don’t even care you my air, I thought this s–t would drown me but
There’a something bout you
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Never pictured walking down the aisle
S–t is wild girl there’s something bout you…
About you
Won’t say I settled down but I found it it’s something bout you
About you
I admit I was afraid, this is crazy there’s something bout you
About you
Thought I’d always be player, ma I hate it that there’s something bout you