[KITTY]
Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed
I can't, I'm Sandra Dee
Watch it, hey I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across, even
Rock Hudson lost

[KITTY with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS]
His heart to Doris Day

I don't drink (No!)
Or swear (Oh!)
I don't rat my hair (Ew!)
I get ill from one cigarette (Cough, cough, cough)
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky drawers
Would you pull that crap with Annette?

[KITTY]
As for you Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do
You've got your crust I'm no object of lust
[KITTY with NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS]
I'm just plain Sandra Dee

[KITTY]
Elvis, Elvis let me be
Keep that pelvis far from me
Just keep your cool
Now your starting to drool
Hey fongool, I'm Sandra Dee