[Verse 1]
It would be blue murder
If you pull me out of the shade
Slowly beating myself to death
With a bottle of orange Lucozade
Showing all the kids how the other kids live
Give 'em all the pop, but take away the fizz
Is this Rome, Babylon, or ancient Belfast?

[Chorus]
Well, tonight we're going to eat rock fishes, yeah
Tonight we're going to eat rock fishes

[Verse 2]
Your lack of competition
Pours right out of my mouth
I like it where I am right now
I never wanna go back South
Where they pump you full of guarantees
You look busy and bloody your knees
Is this Rome, Babylon, or ancient Belfast?

[Chorus]
Well, tonight we're going to eat rock fishes, yeah
Tonight we're going to eat rock fishes
Tonight we're going to eat rock fishes, yeah
Tonight we're going to eat rock fishes