[Verse 1]
Fell like a crippled crow
Spinning through and breaking branches
I'm in a bad way
Call my friends, they'll know what to do
I'm a better friend
Than I've ever been a lover
And that's not saying much
But I'm not saying much today

[Verse 2]
In this cellular age
Phone sex is too expensive
Not as handsome as my brother
But I've been lucky with disease
And yes, I'm a better friend
Than I've ever been a lover
And that's not saying much
But I'm not saying much today
And I'm not saying much today

[Outro]
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