[Verse 1]
My guy is / really something, he's / sensitive and shy
My guy is / such a bumpkin, it doesn't take much to make him cry
If you / hurt someone helpless, it's like / taking away all his toys
He's just a / cry baby boy

[Verse 2]
My guy is / sentimental, he's / always feeling blue
He can be so temperamental and / I don't know what I should do
If you / step on a little bug, he cries all over the floor
He's just a / cry baby bore

[Chorus]
I don't want to hurt his feelings
But his outbursts have me really / boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time
If I turn out like him, I think I'm going to cry, baby
La, la, la-la-la-la
He's such a cry baby
La, la, la-la-la-la

And I'll tell you something else

[Verse 3]
My guy is / such a wet noodle, he's / always teary-eyed
He acts like a real cock-a-doodle, he / can't even tell you why
If you just / play him a sappy song, he / acts like his dogie just died
He's just a / cry baby guy
No kidding (oh dear)

[Verse 4]
My guy is / such a whiner, he's / worse than Betty Sue
A cockroach seen in the diner and the tears flow out of the blue
And if I / ask him to knock it off, he goes and cries in the can
He's just a / cry baby man

[Chorus]
I don't want to hurt his feelings
But his outbursts have me really / boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time
If I turn out like him, I think I'm going to cry, baby
La, la, la-la-la-la
He's such a cry baby
La, la, la-la-la-la

[Bridge]
I love a cry baby
La, la, la-la-la-la
He's such a cry baby
La, la, la-la-la-la

[Outro]
*Man crying*
Would you knock it off please?
Thank you