[Intro]
(When we did it, I'll admit it, wasn't satisfied)
(When the gun was loaded, you were never on my side)
We only hurt the ones we love

[Verse 1]
Woke up this morning feeling good that you were gone
Hurt for a while but I'm finally moving on
Said it, did it, hit it, quit it, then I let it go
See you trying to call me but I blocked you on my phone
It took a minute but right now I'm feeling strong
It almost killed me but I'm better off alone
Now you're saying that you're sorry, I don't wanna know
Better face the fact you had to go

[Chorus]
It might sound like I'm an unapologetic bitch
But sometimes you know I gotta call it like it is
It might sound like I'm an unapologetic bitch
But sometimes you know I gotta call it like it is

[Post-Chorus]
You know, you never really knew how much you loved me till you lost me
Did you?
You know, you never really knew how much your selfish bullshit cost me
Well, fuck you
(It might sound like I'm an)
(It might sound like I'm an)
[Verse 2]
I know you'd like it if I sat at home and cried
But that ain't gonna happen, here's the reason why
When we did it, I'll admit it, wasn't satisfied
When the gun was loaded, you were never on my side
I'm popping bottles that you can't even afford
I'm throwing parties and you won't get in the door
Said it, get it, love it, hate it, I don't care no more
Tell me how it feels to be ignored

[Chorus]
It might sound like I'm an unapologetic bitch
But sometimes you know I gotta call it like it is
It might sound like I'm an unapologetic bitch
But sometimes you know I gotta call it like it is

[Post-Chorus]
You know, you never really knew how much you loved me till you lost me
Did you?
You know, you never really knew how much your selfish bullshit cost me
Well, fuck you
(It might sound like I'm an)

[Interlude]
I need a new bitch in my life!
Please, someone!
(It might sound like I'm an)
Anyone?
[Bridge]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woah
(It might sound like I'm an)

You've been a bad bad bad bad bad girl
(It might sound like I'm an)
Hard ass
Bad bad bad, bad bad bad

[Chorus]
Come on, baby
(It might sound like I'm an unapologetic bitch)
But sometimes you know I gotta call it like it is
It might sound like I'm an unapologetic bitch
But sometimes you know I gotta call it like it is

[Post-Chorus]
You know, you never really knew how much you loved me till you lost me
Did you?
You know, you never really knew how much your selfish bullshit cost me
Well, fuck you

[Chorus]
[?]
(It might sound like I'm an) Unapologetic bitch
But sometimes you know I gotta call it like it is
It might sound like (Fuck you!) I'm an unapologetic bitch
But sometimes you know I gotta call it like it is
(It might sound like I'm an) Come on, baby
Drop it, drop it, drop it like it's hot, oh yeah
(It might sound like I'm an) Oh I'm not there at all, yeah
Shake it, shake it
Yes! Oh yeah, oh yeah! (It might sound like I'm an)
[Outro: Madonna, guests]
Yes! Yes bitch!
Do it like you mean it
Rita Ora: "Make some noise for the queen of the world!"
Ladies and gentlemen, a big round of applause for tonight's unapologetic bitch!
Give me a hug
Oh yeah
Te amo
You have a lot of clothes on
You have anything to apologize for?
Gwendoline Christie: "Fuck no!"
That's right!
God bless you
Gwendoline Christie: "Fuck yeah!"
Oh wait, where you're going?
I don't think I spanked you hard enough
Katy Perry: "I love you mom! I'm such a big fan!"
Uhhhhhhh
It's a banana
Have you ever seen anything this big before?
Amy, you know what to do with it, right?
How many things you could do with a banana?
Ariana Grande: "I chopped them up"
Have you licked them?
Ariana Grande: "I have licked them"
Do not scoff at this banana
Rita Ora: "Swallow it?"
Yes!
A banana can save your life
Rita Ora: "You wanna share it with me?"
Bye guys
Have you ever seen anything this shape before?
Sucked them?
Ariana Grande: "Sucked them"
Have you f-?
No
Ariana Grande: "No"
Okay, good, so that's something left for you to do
Start right now baby
Who wants to wait for Idris' banana? Raise your hand
Oh my god
A diamond encrusted banana
Ow ow you hurt me
Yeah!
Katy Perry: "See you Friday!"
Oh shit!
Hello!
Bye bye, my bitches!