Madonna
Dear Johnny #3
New York
Dear Johnny,
Ingrids Bday is coming up and I wanted to plan a party. I can't decide between a big huge to-do or something small and intimate. What do you think? Ingrid's been kind of tense lately and I want to cheer her up.
Since we've been home she hasn't been herself. My kisses used to make her smile. Now she always wants to be alone. She doesn't even want me to lick her pussy! She must be in love. I told you not to introduce her to Ben; everyone falls in love with him and he belongs to no one. He never calls her and she just sits around sulking and eating hot tamales. What a bore! I'm glad I never slept with him, even though I make myself come all the time thinking about it .
Anyways help me decide about the party and whatever you do, don't invite Ben. Just bring lots of silly gorgeous men for us to torture. By the way, what kind of cake should we have for the beautiful heartbroken one? Angel food? Devils food? Spice cake? or cream filled?

Miss having you inside me,
Love
LaDita XX