[Chorus]
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

[Verse 1]
I'm gonna pick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, gonna grab me a snack
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin' in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the friking queen

[PreChorus]
Oh yes, I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can

[Chorus]
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all

[Verse 2]
Tomorrow I'll wake up
Do some hardcore pilate
Meet a really nice guy
Have a really nice talk
He's gonna scream out see ya later!
Yeah, I might mess around
Get my college degree
Bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry Pops, you'll just have to wait

[PreChorus]
Oh yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can

[Chorus]
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
[Bridge]
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No no no no no no no no no no

I'll just strut in my favorite hat
And then I'll take a nap
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[Chorus]
Oh today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all