[Intro]
Shoutout to Das Racist!
And Hudson Mohawke!
So I was at Taco Bell, at the drive-thru, I had to get out and... well...

[Verse 1]
This guy in front of me doesn't know what he wants. (Come on, man!)
Just take a look. It's a small menu they got. (Unh!)
You really think I got time while you small talk? (Nah!)
Stomach's rumbling and I'm bugging to get some hard tacos
Cashier's not helping, she's just chatting it up
I'm famished as fuck. Was jammin' to TPAB but I stepped out because the—
Drive-thru was pack'ed as fuck. (Come on!) I'm tryna smash a crust
Can't seem to pass it up. Bell's in my mind like cracks to rust. (Need it!)
I have quite a selection of like places
One north, two west, one southwest, newly adjacent. (Got options!)
I chose this one because they stay correct, but may have—
Mistaken how direct. I mean every night can't be predicted. (You know!)
Woulda rather kept jammin', but thru queue, I woulda kept slammin'—
The breaks every few takes, guess these are the Breaks, break-down. (Kurtis Blow)
Wish I had a Bayleef to give this dude a Take-Down
Finally it's my turn, I can turn the eyeroll-face down. (Finally)

[Hook]
Coulda gone to the…
COMBINATION PIZZA HUT & TACO BELL!
But I avoided the…
COMBINATION PIZZA HUT & TACO BELL!
Shoulda gone to the…
COMBINATION PIZZA HUT & TACO BELL!
Nah, always fuck-ups at the…
COMBINATION PIZZA HUT & TACO BELL!
Coulda gone to the…
COMBINATION PIZZA HUT & TACO BELL!
But I avoided the…
COMBINATION PIZZA HUT & TACO BELL!
Shoulda gone to the…
COMBINATION PIZZA HUT & TACO BELL!
But fuck it! I here now… so…
[Verse 2]
"Lemme get a #8, crunchy tacos of course. (Need that crunch)
Plus two sides of that jalapeño sauce. (Need that flavor)
And 3 shredded chicken tacos, please
And this entire order, please make sure it's made with no cheese."
Well— we spoke in Spanish, but it was the same gist
Sweet little lady she was amorous (ay-mur-REES). "Gracias, mi amor" instead of—
"Thank you, kin." "Gracia'a ti," then I go get my drink
I was thinkin' somethin' clear, but somethin' tastes off in the Sierra Mist
So I say "Stick to what I know." Baja Blast callin' my name. (You know)
I love so-da. I hate when the fizz is all in my way
Typically prefer Coke products, but what can I say?
This is what they got, and Taco Bell has always has been bae
Grab my food, gotta check it, 'cause you never know
Looks correct, looks fresh, that's how it better go
When I'm home, best believe I'ma dead it, though
My stomach growling, and this sure to be the antidote

[Hook]
Coulda gone to the…
COMBINATION PIZZA HUT & TACO BELL!
But I avoided the…
COMBINATION PIZZA HUT & TACO BELL!
Shoulda gone to the…
COMBINATION PIZZA HUT & TACO BELL!
Nah, always fuck-ups at the…
COMBINATION PIZZA HUT & TACO BELL!
Coulda gone to the…
COMBINATION PIZZA HUT & TACO BELL!
But I avoided the…
COMBINATION PIZZA HUT & TACO BELL!
Shoulda gone to the…
COMBINATION PIZZA HUT & TACO BELL!
It's all good, though. Got my food. It was delicious!