[Verse 1]
Thought I was lookin' good
So I cycled 'cross the neighbourhood
Was invited by a skinny girl
Into her high-class world
Left my bicycle under the stairs
Laid my coat across the kosher chairs
Made my way across the crowded room
I had nothing to lose
My reception wasn't very keen
So turning on a friendly grin
Stood on the table with my glass of gin
And came straight to the point

[Chorus]
I was glad to come
I'll be sad to go
So while I'm here
I'll have me a real good time
I was glad to come
I'll be sad to go
So while I'm here
I'll have me a real good time

[Verse 2]
Dancing madly 'round the room, yeah
Singing loudly and sorta out of tune
Was escorted by a friendly slag
Round the bedroom and back
Wandered across to the door
Missed my step and I fell on the floor
Said one word and I was asked to leave
Kinda wished I was dead
[Chorus]
I was glad to come
And I'll be so sad to leave
But while I was here
I had me a real good time (Woo)

[Instrumental Break]

[Post-Chorus]
The skinny girl made it clear that she only came here for the beer (Ha-ha, woo)
I was glad to come, and I'll be so glad just to get home (Woo)
Woo
Woo-hoo