[Verse 1]
I think she's from Port Arthur
I fly her out to Florida
With much respect, I pay the check
Cause she’s somebody’s daughter
Don’t ask me what I bought her
You’ll see it when she parks it
Don’t ask me what I bought her
You’ll hear it when it’s barking
She know that I’m a player
I know she don’t be playing
When you decide to play the game
Just grab me by my hand

[Pre-Chorus]
Winner! (Goes shopping)
Loser! (I’m dropping)
Winner! (Get sponsored)
Loser! (I’m swapping)
Winner! (Gets iced out)
Loser! (Gets “bye-bye now”)
Winner! (Gets flied out)
Loser! (Gets no flyin' miles)

[Chorus]
Rock, paper, strippers
Rock, paper, strippers
Rock, paper, strippers
Rock, paper, strippers
Rock, rock, rock, rock
Rock, rock, rock, rock
Rock, rock, rock, rock
Rock, paper, strippers
[Verse 2]
I think she’s a New Yorker
She flew across the water
“With due respect
I have a check”, she says when I make offers
Don’t ask me what I bought her
You’ll see it on the carpet
Don’t ask me who I’m wearing
You’ll smell it when I spark it
She know that I’m a player
I know that she don’t play that
When you decide to play the game
Just grab my hand
And say that!

[Pre-Chorus]
Winner! (Goes shopping)
Loser! (I’m dropping)
Winner! (Get sponsored)
Loser! (I’m swapping)
Winner! (Gets iced out)
Loser! (Gets “bye-bye now”)
Winner! (Gets flied out)
Loser! (Gets no flyin' miles)

[Chorus]
Rock, paper, strippers
Rock, paper, strippers
Rock, paper, strippers
Rock, paper, strippers
Rock, rock, rock, rock
Rock, rock, rock, rock
Rock, rock, rock, rock
Rock, paper, strippers
[Bridge]
Welcome to the annual Rock, Paper, Strippers Championship Duel, Oh

[Pre-Chorus]
Winner! (Goes shopping)
Loser! (I’m dropping)
Winner! (Get sponsored)
Loser! (I’m swapping)
Winner! (Gets iced out)
Loser! (Gets “bye-bye now”)
Winner! (Gets flyed out)
Loser! (Gets no flyin' miles)

[Chorus]
Rock, paper, strippers (Strippers)
Rock, paper, strippers (Strippers)
Rock, paper, strippers (Strippers)
Rock, paper, strippers (Strippers)
Rock, paper, strippers (Strippers)
Rock, paper, strippers (Strippers)
Rock, paper, strippers (Strippers)
Rock, paper, strippers

[Outro]
(Skrippas) skrippa, skrippa
(Skrippas) skrippa, skrippa
(Skrippas) skrippa, skrippa
(Skrippas) skrippa, skrippa
(Skrippas) skrippa, skrippa
(Skrippas) skrippa, skrippa
(Skrippas) skrippa, skrippa
Rock, paper, strippers