[Female announcer: "...and check out what you could win for tonight's Powerball"]

Do not contribute to the lottery, hee!
It's not good for you, it's not good for me
It's a regressive tax that punishes the poor
You do not want to contribute... to that, you whore

Do not contribute to the lottery, hee
It's not good for you, it's not good for me
It's not good for the poor, it's not good for the stupid
It's not good for the minorities...
Do not contribute to the lottery!