[Intro]
Karel Goldbaum beat productions
Uu, iDubbbz is not gay
He's just homosexual

[Chorus]
People memeing online that iDubbbz is a simp
If his girl pay him money then iDubbbz is a pimp (hoo yea)
Mix rum, lime juice damn boi he the mint
If iDubbbz is an Eastwood then he gotta be a Clint
If iDubbbz was a penis then his name would be Dick
When you watch his pho-to then iDubbbz is a pic
If he was this song he be called Mr. Shit
​iDubbbz girl naked, he be lickin' on'er click (click)

[Chorus]
People memeing online that iDubbbz is a simp (he's just [?])
If his girl pay him money then iDubbbz is a pimp
Mix rum, lime juice damn boi he the mint
If iDubbbz is an Eastwood (hoo yea) then he gotta be a Clint (Clint)
If iDubbbz was a penis then his name would be Dick
When you watch his pho-to then iDubbbz is a pic (yea)
If he was this song he be called Mr Shit
​iDubbbz girl naked, he be lickin' on'er click (hoo yea)

[Chorus]
People memeing online that iDubbbz is a simp
If his girl pay him money then iDubbbz is a pimp (hoo yea)
Mix rum, lime juice damn boi he the mint
If iDubbbz is an Eastwood then he gotta be a Clint (hoo yea)
If iDubbbz was a penis then his name would be Dick
When you watch his pho-to then iDubbbz is a pic (hoo yea)
If he was this song he be called Mr Shit
​iDubbbz girl naked, he be lickin' on her click (hoo yea)
[Chorus]
PEOPLE MEMING ONLINE THAT IDUBBBZ IS A SIMP
IF HIS GIRL PAY HIM MONEY THEN IDUBBBZ IS A PIMP (BONITO)
MIX RUM, LIME JUICE, SPRITE, HE MUST BE THE MINT (MOJITO)
DAMN THOSE MUSTACHE "is iDubbbz from Mexico?"
IF IDUBBBZ WAS A PENIS THEN HIS NAME WOULD BE DICK (BONITO)
WHEN YOU WATCH HIS PHO-TO THEN IDUBBBZ IS A PIC (MOJITO)
IF HE WAS THIS SONG HE BE CALLED MR SHIT
IDUBBBZ GIRL NAKED, HE BE LICKIN' ON'ER CLICK

[Chorus]
PEOPLE MEMING ONLINE THAT IDUBBBZ IS A SIMP
IF HIS GIRL PAY HIM MONEY THEN IDUBBBZ IS A PIMP
MIX RUM, LIME JUICE GAMN BOI HE THE MINT
IF IDUBBBZ IST AN EASTWOOD THEN HE GOTTA BE A CLINT
IF IDUBBBZ WAS A PENIS THEN HIS NAME WOULD BE DICK (BONITO)
WHEN YOU WATCH HIS PHO-TO THEN IDUBBBZ IS A PIC (MOJITO)
IF HE WAS THIS SONG HE BE CALLED MR SHIT
IDUBBBZ GIRL NAKED, HE BE LICKIN' ON HER CLICK

[Bridge]
Ekhem-khem, Ekhem-khem-khem, khem
JAZDAAAAA-A-A-A!

[Chorus]
PEOPLE MEMING ONLINE THAT IDUBBBZ IS A SIMP
IF HIS GIRL PAY HIM MONEY THEN IDUBBBZ IS A PIMP
MIX RUM, LIME JUICE DAMN BOI HE THE MINT
IF IDUBBBZ IS AN EASTWOOD TJEN HE GOTTA BE A CLINT
IF IDUBBBZ WAS A PENIS THEN HIS NAME WOULD BE DICK
WHEN YOU WATCH HIS PHO-TO THEN IDUBBBZ IS A PIC
IF HE WAS THIS SONG HE'D BE CALLED MR SHIT
IDUBBBZ GIRL NAKED, HE BE LICKIN' ON'ER CLICK