Eddy Baker
Door Test (Interlude)
Ah here’s what you do tomorrow you borrow my car
You don’t let anybody borrow ya car!
It’s alright I’m gonna lend you my car, I want you to make a good impression
You borrow my car and then you give her the test
What's the Mario test?
Mario? Mario’s a fucking psycho why do you listen to this kid for?
You give her my test. What’s the door test? Alright, listen to me
You pull up right where she lives, right?
Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors
Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her
You bring her over to the car
Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her
Then you let her get in. Then you close the door
Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window
If she doesn’t reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in
Dump her
Just like that?
Listen to me, kid. If she doesn’t reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in
That means she’s a selfish broad
And all you’re seeing is the tip of the iceberg
You dump her and you dump her fast